Very funny Image I stumbled upon on AmazinAvenue

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/5/15/876949/let-me-share-my-senses-with-you

Wow....

So I was leaving work today and went to check various sites before I left: www.mlbtraderumors.com , www.metsblog.com , www.amazinavenue.com just to see if any new news regarding the Mets/trades were happening and stumbled upon utter insanity. I wanted to make a post just on some of my Met opinions lately and leave Cerrone alone but I couldn't. 

Matthew Cerrone "In addition to cheering for the Mets this weekend, I willalso be pulling for the Yankees, which is weird, but unique, and sure to make my wife happy.

I hope most Yankees fans will be rooting for the Mets, as well.

However, there appears to be a section of Mets fans who just can’t bring themselves to cheer on the Yankees, and so, I guess, they’ll be rooting for the Phillies.  Yes, these Mets fans will be rooting for the Phillies.  So, if you’re among them, and the Mets again lose the division by one game, and that one game is because of the Yankees, I hope you can live with yourself.

I am not one of those people.  I hate the Phillies.  End of story.

In other words, ‘Let’s go Yankees.’ "

What the fuck does that mean? How bout not pulling for either evil empire? I have never and will never pull for the PINSTRIPES...eeeeeeevvvvvverrrrrrrrr.... just because I'm a New Yorker doesn't mean shit. My whole family are Yankee fans and well that explains everything for itself. I have been an avid Yankee hater since diapers. I hope neither team wins this weekend? how about that?? seems pretty impossible right?? yea it does but I'm not about to pull for the Yankees just because of the Phillies being ahead of us for the moment. And I sure as hell won't root for the Phillies either. It's memorial weekend so besides the Mets, bbqs, balloons, beer, and friends will be on my  mind.  Make your wife happy Cerrone you are a fucknut! She sounds like one too, being a Yankee fan and all. You must be perfect for each other. Why in God's name has SNY game you the Mets blogger label. You represent the worst and most annoying Met fans there are. 

And then I read this: Matthew Cerrone:    Personally, I still believe the Mets should build around Wright, Jose Reyes, Mike Pelfrey and Johan Santana, finding younger, ‘grittier,’ tough players to support them and follow their lead.

You.Are.A.Fucknut.

Personally, I would like to keep Carlos Voltron around until he's 45. The dude is the best all around player in MLB in my opinion. I'm tired of the term "grittier"...... does anyone want to have 25 David Ecksteins on their team?? I think not. And I love Mike Pelfrey, I really do but what lead is he making that people follow. He has not impressed me at all this year. I don't know what kind of lead he is making. 

hahaha JUMP OFF THE LEDGE DuDE!@@#!!#

Matt Cerrone

"…i try not to be a sky-is-falling type person, but this team is reeling, the roster is a mess, and thePhillies have moved in to first place having won six of their last eight games, including five in a row… it’s not September, but today is an important game…

…the Mets have an off day tomorrow, then travel to Fenway Park to face the Red Sox, who are 14–4 at home, and who will be pitching Daisuke Matsuzaka, Josh Beckett and Tim Wakefield, three very good and very different-looking pitchers…

…if the Mets lose tonight, they’ll be two games over .500, having been swept in Los Angeles, and looking at the potential of being below .500 again, or right at it, if it’s a tough weekend in boston…"

dude get a grip... The way our rotation has been this year with the various injuries I am more than happy with us flip-flopping back and forth for 1st in the NL East. Once we get some stability they will be there. Thank you K-Rod

Wow...this guy never ceases to AMAZE me!

"The Mets have not hit a home run in their last 60 innings.

However, Mets manager Jerry Manuel told reporters the team must be more like the club that is leading the league with a .289 batting average and .370 on-base percentage, saying:

“I would think that we would have to continue to be that type of club, and let the home runs come when they can. You can’t expect people that are not accustomed to hitting home runs to ask them to hit home runs. But it would be nice to have one here or there.”

Added to by Matthew Cerrone:

…people who are not accustomed to hitting home runs, jerry… or, people who are not accustomed to hitting… period…

…i like jerry, but i think he’s being a bit idealistic… "

wooooooooooooooooooooooow so now i finally figured out the KEY TO HITTING, its Homeruns dude!! Homeruns!! 

Adam Dunn is the best hitter in the universe. Big Mac and Slamming Sammy were the best but they have retired. Its all about the Dinger!! never mind that Carlos Beltran is batting like .370 and Juan Pierre (small sample size) is crushing at like .440 they both SUCK ASS!! cuz they aren't hitting homeruns. Ichiro is the biggest douchebag ever. He doesnt go yard every night...he is useless why do they even pay him?

First Post

Ok so I've been visiting various Met blogs for some time now. AmazinAvenue.Com has got to be my favorite. I visit MetsBlog.Com ALOT buuuuut only for any transaction, news, interviews etc. Matt Cerrone bugs the shit out of me. He's so over the top, almost seeming suicidal to me. The Mets could win 15 games in a row and then lose two games in a row and his next post will contain these words: ugh, ugh, random gibberish, errr, ughh, i just dont understand!, ugh, ugh, random gibberish, ugh, i hate my life, and i don't understand the game of baseball but i know these Mets are in trouble, quick get me off the ledge people I WILL JUMP.

The thing is I want him to take that plung. I actually enjoy the insight of the other bloggers associated with MetsBlog.com but Cerrone is annoying. He's like that little jewish cousin with glasses who is afraid of anything moving and thinks the sun will melt him. 

I dont even know why I made this blog. I'm off work today and bored but I also want to share my Met views with everybody. Im not off the ledge people, I mean damn We are what 5 games over .500??? battling for the lead in our division even through some rough times/injuries. 

UGH who am I kidding? we just lost 2 games in a row and im becoming sick! I think the world is ending and I dont like it one bit. I want to see a 43 game winning streak people!! Where is your EDGE, your GRIT, your PASSION???

I listened to Steve Phillips... WE DONT HAVE ANY!!! in case anyone forgot.